So like, everyone should take a tiny slice out of their day to read 'Twilight and New Moon in 15 Minutes' It will seriously make you roll around in fits of delayed, witty laughter.I thought i'd give you a sneak peak...
BELLA: Hey, I've been hanging out at your house this whole time but i've never noticed this painting before.
EDWARD: Well, you have been attacted to my face for the past six months. It's a painting of the Volturi--you know the vampires who would help me kill myself, like I said.
BELLA:Yeah, the foreshadowing is really nice.
[And the revival of Interview With A Vampire breaks out.]
One big giant LOL.
